L-I-B-R-A-R-Y

Let’s talk about work, shall we? I work in a library and I’m basically always:
- annoyed
- dreamy
- slow
- hungry

I’ll explain. For my work, I have to put back books in their original habitat, which isn’t that exciting, but hey, it’s work. When I get there I put my bag in a locker and run upstairs. I try to find my parents, who also work at that same library, and say hi. I love love love the puzzled faces of visitors/ co-workers who see me greeting my parents. It’s just so funny.

Annoyed
Why am I annoyed? I’m annoyed because my work is just so stoopid. Like, anyone can do it. I’m also annoyed because I’m always slow and my co-workers are fast, and because I’m always hungry and think of food. And because I get stoopid questions that I just can’t answer, like: “Where can I find this book? I searched for it, but it’s not there.” Well, maybe that is because SOMEONE IS READING IT NOW AT HOME. “But the computer says it’s here.” Then the computer’s wrong. “Computers are never wrong.” Get lost.
Also, I hate people who are actually older than me, calling me miss. Especially when they’re seventeen. I am sixteen. It’s just wrong. Or people who wear clothes which protect them from rain. I would be putting books back and hear ‘swoosh’ behind me. Have you got any idea how scary that is? And they don’t stop. They just go swooshing around me, as if they’re running in circles around me, to annoy me. Oh, or people who stare at me. That’s just scary. Like they’re thinking “am I going to ask my silly question to her or do I think she’s too young to understand?” I get nervous when people are looking at me, especially when they work at the library. It’s like they think “I WILL GET HER FIRED, I WILL GET HER FIRED, NANANANANAA”. So far for the annoying part, and I don’t think I’ve even said everything.

Dreamy
Why am I dreamy? Well, partly because I’m just a dreamy person, who get’s lost in her own world too often, and partly because the work is just so boring. I have to put the books back exactly on alphabet, which confuzzles me sometimes. A lot of times I’m just thinking too much about other stuff and walk around with a C-book in the F-section. But you can’t honestly blame me. The work is just so dreary that anyone would think of other things, in my case food. I do like putting back the novels, because I love reading and a lot of times I secretly read the cover and start my own story in my head. I’ve got a writers-mind, I can’t help that I’m dreamy.

Slow
Why am I slow? Becaaaause.. I’m a Taurus? Taurus-peeps are meant to be slow peeps. I don’t know. I get dreamy, yeah, I don’t pay attention, that’s why I’m slow. And because I read the covers of books instead of putting them back instantly. And because I am not good in putting books back on alphabet. It’s hard, you know.

Hungry
Why am I hungry? Okay, this is actually my fault. I don’t eat enough at school and I forget I have to work, or I don’t eat my last sandwich before I go to work. So I would be working for two hours without eating, and it’s not, not, not fair that I sometimes have to put back the books about food. I can’t stand seeing delicious salads or freshly baked bread on the covers when I’m hungry. It’s also not fair that when I leave the library, there’s a CHINESE RESTAURANT nearby who loves to tease me with it’s awesome aromas. It should definitely make it’s own perfume.

No, I do actually like working at the library. There’s fun parts too, like being inside the cosy wosy warm library when it’s raining reaaally hard outside. Or drinking the most delish hot chocolate in the world free, when the ordinary people have to pay for their drinks. Or sneaking into the Personnel Only rooms, because I WORK THERE AND YOU DO NOT.
Booya. I don’t care all the people who work there are aged 30+. Well, I do, but I earn money. Not a lot, though, but.. I.. like.. books? I get them for free! I mean.. Shuddap.