Futuristic

I am so bloody curious what my future will look like. Well, not only mine, but also my friends’ futures.. What will we become? Will be still be as prettyful as we are now? Okay, of course we can never lose our gorgeousness, do not stress about that. We’ll probably only become more sexy, some of us will finally grow some curves (just kidding, don’t fight me) and some of us will get incredibly thin because they’ll be on drugs. And we’ll have huge butts, though we are already complaining about that now, even some guys. I’m not telling which guy. Yes, I always fear for my butt, because when I now complain about it, Older People (aged 25 and over) always laugh at me and say that I have nothing to complain about. So it must be true that all women get huge butts when they’re older.
Now, about our professions, I have noooo idea what we’ll become. It’s so hard! I mean, some people know exactly what they can and can’t and what they like and dislike, but you can never be sure about what you’ll become. Now I think I’ll do ‘something’ with language and writing, but maybe I’ll become a stewardess. Which would of course be very odd because I’m afraid of heights, but whatever. About the others.. Maria will do something outside, where she has to do a lot, instead of some boring glued-to-chair job. Lot.. Lot’s difficult, because she has no idea herself. She’ll either do something outside, like Maria, but with chemicals and difficult science-stuff, or something like law or anything else where you have to wear fancy clothes. Steven, definitely something with theatre, maybe director or even actor. Marls will do something with charity and animals, but she’ll still be classy, so maybe she’ll look after left-alone seals in a Chanel suit. Eug will have her own horsey ranch in another country, where she’ll say ‘yeehaaa’ a lot to annoy her neighbours. Len is also difficult, but I like to think of him doing some tough but intelligent job, like all the peoples in CSI. Or something with sport and anatomy. Anna will either be a ballerina or I don’t know what. Anna can’t possibly be unlinked with ballet. Xan will travel A LOT, but I don’t know what she’ll do. She’ll just meet loads of new people and visit tons of countries.
And then about marriage, children, that sort of things. Will I get married, or will I not? If I get married, I don’t want a traditional wedding with a white gown, but something unique, in another country.. And I want it to be fun, not stiff. Children.. well, I don’t know. You can’t actually say if you want children when you’re this young. No, Len, you can’t. You’ll change your opinion again and again when you grow older, probably. But I think I will eventually get children, because I’m just.. the right person to have children. I don’t know, but it suits me.
And you, parents, don’t laugh at me. I know I don’t know what I’m saying, but I’m only trying to be clever so please let me stay in my role. I want children who make blogs as well, children who are incredibly smart and beautiful and have huge personalities. But well, I don’t know. And I won’t know for sure until I’m at least twenty-eight.