Storm, you lose
Hmmmm.. what date is it? Could it possibly be the 29th of November? Then why, OH WHY, hasn't there be a big, mighty, go-hide-in-your-house, this-will-change-everything STORM? Maybe, because all weather-predicters are DQ's. I'm sorry, but this is a new trend, which began last year, with warnings in the form of weather-alarms for 'snow' or 'wind' or 'tooooo much sun'. And it never really did happen, only the times that they didn't warn us :)
Why can I only ramble about the weather in my latest blogs? Well, the thing is.. everything's going fine! And it's not fun to read about someone who has a great life, so I'll just complain about little stupid things like teh weather. Oh I'm sorry Anna, that I used 'teh', but I like writing 'teh'. TEH. :)
I'm ill at home, so rather boring, and I'm writing my PWS. That's like having your period, but with a W instead of an M. Can you still keep up? No I can't either.
So. Let's leave you all with one of my great, lovable poems, because it's almost Sinterklaas and who doesn't rhyme in the Sinterklaas-days?
Sinterklaas was thinking,
why his ship wasn't sinking.
What happened to that enormous storm the English predicted?
IT WASN'T COMING YOU IDIOTS
Love and peace,
Imbaland
Why can I only ramble about the weather in my latest blogs? Well, the thing is.. everything's going fine! And it's not fun to read about someone who has a great life, so I'll just complain about little stupid things like teh weather. Oh I'm sorry Anna, that I used 'teh', but I like writing 'teh'. TEH. :)
I'm ill at home, so rather boring, and I'm writing my PWS. That's like having your period, but with a W instead of an M. Can you still keep up? No I can't either.
So. Let's leave you all with one of my great, lovable poems, because it's almost Sinterklaas and who doesn't rhyme in the Sinterklaas-days?
Sinterklaas was thinking,
why his ship wasn't sinking.
What happened to that enormous storm the English predicted?
IT WASN'T COMING YOU IDIOTS
Love and peace,
Imbaland
posted by Imme @ 3:54 AM
3 Comments:
I love yout poem. It's so sensitive. It almost made me cry. Yes. BUT!!! I'm still very mad at you because you wrote teh in stead of the. It's just not right.IT'S NOT NATURAL. ZO. But I still love you ^^
What a beautiful poem.
Haha! Je zou professioneel sarcastische-sinterklaas-gedichten-schrijfster moeten worden. En ik schrijf altijd teh in plaats van the omdat ik mislukte vingers heb.
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